I never hold the door for pregnant women. I’m preparing them of the reality of a nigga not being there for them.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR SPOILING THE END OF IRON MAN 3 FOR ME.
‘Preciate it.
You knew better, nigga.
(Source: drunkonstephen)
This was worth the 6 seconds.
What the fuck did I just watch?
(Source: keelayjams)





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